I do not like creating titles.

I hate snowmobiles. That is the most important thing I can say right now. Seriously, I did not miss them while I was in Rochester, they are a menace.

I think it's important for my lovely readers to know that I am typing this while watching the Peoples Choice Awards and not wearing pants.

Queen Latifah is annoying.

I am feeling very stream-of-conscious-y tonight. Typical.

Natalie Portman, why you gotta be so pretty?

If it weren't for Taylor Lautner, the cast of Twilight would collapse into a flaming ball of social awkwardness. Too bad his voice is so fucking annoying. But really, do they have some sort of threesome arrangement going on? Not just to make all the Twi-hards pee their pants, but they are aaaaaalways touching each other, and sharing secretive glances - all three of them! WTF, Tayrobsten, nobody likes secrets! Especially if the secret is that you all really enjoy touching each other. Because, hey, more power to ya!

I have gone horribly off track here.

This is a gift, from me, to all of you: http://www.jamesvandermemes.com/

You're welcome.

Also, did anyone hear that 4 of the 6 Mega Millions number were HURLEY'S NUMBERS FROM LOST?!?! If you are not a Lost fan, as I'm sure none of you are, you could not possibly care less about this information. If you are a Lost fan, you just got the heebie jeebies. If you are a Lost fan, and first heard, as I initially did, that ALL THE NUMBERS MATCHED HURLEY'S NUMBERS, you took this information, paused for a moment...remembered that just recently a billion birds spontaneously fell from the sky, while a trillion fish unexplainably floated to the surface...and realized that this is it, this is the end. Nevermind 2012, we're not even going to make it that far.

I read the headline about the numbers, and their connection to Lost, on my phone, while I was on the toilet. I proceeded to make a noise that, while I don't even remember what it was, caused my father to be concerned for my safety and the well-being of my bowels. But never you worry, I was just glimpsing, for one moment, the end of all things.

I think it's time for me to get into watching teen shows again. I'm thinking Greek, Pretty Little Liars, Hellcats, and 18 to Life. All four of those are motivated by attractive manboys who I've fallen in love with in other things. Like Cry Wolf, Harper's Island, Life With Derek, The Craigslist Killer, and Quarterlife, which I just totally could not remember the name of and had to look up on imdb. But points to anyone who can connect the man-dots there. So basically nobody.

Can I go see Country Strong, and not watch any of the parts with Gwyneth Paltrow or Tim McGraw, and just the parts with Garrett Hedlund and Leighton Meester? And not just because I love crazy names, but I have a little bit of a crush on both of them, and the commercial of them singing that "Give In To Me" song....oofah. I feel like it was wise of them to make a commercial featuring those two, for those of us who do not care for McGoop. Okay, I'm hanging up my hat on the celebrity name-mashes today. It's not one of my strongest talents.

So I've taken up legally downloading music lately, which I think is a big achievement for me. But I very much do so in spurts. I mention this, because I just went on iTunes to see if I could download that "Give In To Me" song, which I could and did, and because it was country, they recommended Jason Aldean's album to me. Now, I could not tell you one song Jason Aldean sings EXCEPT for his new(?) song with Kelly Clarkson, which I LOVE! Partly because I feel there's really been a Kelly Clarkson drought in my life lately. Also, I really like her hair in the video for it. And shoot, girl's got pipes. Then from THERE iTunes recommended Jerrod somethingorother...what is it...Niemann, Jerrod Niemann's album to me, which, again, couldn't tell you anything he sings offhand, but for some reason I remembered taking note of his name one day while watching CMT, (as I occasionally do while getting ready in the morning, when VH1's playing something sucky like the Black Eyed Peas), and not just because of the retarded spelling of his name, but also because I think I liked a song of his and wanted to research further. Well sure enough, he has a song "What Do You Want" that I enjoy. DL'ed it. And while I was there and feeling download-y, I finally downloaded the Black Keys album, because I just feel like that's something I need to own.

Wow, what a long boring post that was. Well, you asked for it kiddos. Literally. You literally asked for it. Demanded it, actually.

I'll quit while I'm behind here, and go read "The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo", which started out slow but I'm really enjoying.

And there's butt plugs in it, so there's something for you, Meggo :)