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So, I have a very obsessive personality. I don't know how to just like things, I am either indifferent or OMGSOOBSESSED. Well, even if I am not necessarily OMGSOOBSESSED with something, I still need to know everything about it. For example, every time I watch a new movie or TV show, I have to go on IMDb and read up on it. And then possibly Wikipedia and TV.com. And also possibly research any intriguing actors or actresses.

So, anyway something I've come to enjoy the past few months: a little thing called Team Starkid. Yes, I agree that's a stupid-sounding name, and I do not know the significance of it. I first came to discover them when I became obsessed with Darren Criss aka Blaine on Glee. A quick google search lead me to the shocking revelation that he starred in A Very Potter Musical, by Team Starkid... a show that had SOMEHOW miraculously escaped my attention, as a Harry Potter fangirl (see also: obsession '04-'05). Well, obviously, I had to watch that RIGHT AWAY. And it was hilarious. So hilarious. Then I discovered there was also A Very Potter Sequel, which is also great.

But they don't just do Harry Potter stuff, oh no. They also have a little show called Me and My Dick. Which is about a guy...and his dick. I actually think it is one of the most original and hilarious concepts I have ever seen. I expected it to be all cop-out dick jokes, which, there are naturally a million dick jokes, but there's also an actual message, and a great plot. Good stuff.

I think part of the reason I love Team Starkid is that they are just a bunch of college friends that put together this show to entertain themselves, put it on YouTube for each other to see, and then they became a huge sensation. I just want to hang out with all of them. It's like if Fisher Players were talented and ambitious and not so lazy and all our dreams came true.

Anyway, I follow many of the Stakids on twitter, so we're as good as besties.

In a related train of thought, you know what bothers me? The fact that, as a lady, the term "I want to bone so-and-so" is not actually appropriate. Not because I'm classy at all, but because I do not do the boning. Because I don't have a bone. So I guess the appropriate phrase would be "I would liked to be boned by so-and so" IwouldliketobebonedbyafewStarkids.

I inserted links in this blog, knowing full well that of the 0-2 people that give this blog a cursory glance every now and again, 0% of them will actually investigate anything I link to. Especially since I have been trying to get any of my Harry Potter friends to watch AVPM, to no avail. Nobody cares, and I have no one to obsess with. Lame.

Oh my god, even I have lost interest in this post. I am trying to be better about posting, but I have such ADD.