1) Taylor Swift
T.Swift is what inspired this entire list. I just finished reading her Rolling Stone cover story, and sheeee is just great. Tell me you don't just want to be biffles with her. She's awkward, she's nerdy, she's spiteful: she is literally every single thing I look for in a friend.
2) Emma Stone
Have you seen Easy A? I know she's playing a character and everything, but I firmly believe it was a character based on Emma Stone. Eyyyyyyyye gotta pocket goddapockehfulla sunshine. ALSO we would spend so many hours discussing every beautiful inch of Ryan Gosling's hot hot bod.
3) Anna Kendrick
Remember back when the first Twilight movie came out, and everyone was terrible, except for Bella's friend Jessica, who was HILARIOUS?! Anna Kendrick. Remember George Clooney's little scene-stealing Type-A breakdown friend in Up In The Air? Anna Kendrick. Remember when Beca from Pitch Perfect stole your heart with 3 simple words: "That's my dick."? Anna Kendrick. AND she's a nerd! See also: her twitter feed.
4) Jennifer Lawrence
Guys. Have you ever seen any single interview with her? Or any photo? There's nothing more to say.
5) Jennifer Garner
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Jennifer Garner is my spirit animal. I fell in love with her, as we all did, in 13 Going On 30. MATTY IT'S THRILLER! And then SHE fell in love with my number one all time great great wonderful handsome love in this whole miserable world: Ben Affleck. And now, as I've fantasized, I will sit next to her on a plane someday, and I will explain how much I love them and how they have the most adorable children in the world and if they have any wallpaper that needs removing or have a craving for mac n cheese shepherds pie, I would be happy to help. And then she would say, "Aww, you seem like a nice girl. Here, have one of my husband's old t-shirts!" Don't mind if I do.
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