I Shouldn't Watch Reality Shows

Because they make me lose my mind. Long story short, I thought my favorite contestant was going to be eliminated on The Glee Project tonight, and it resulted in the following g-chat rampage.

As a brief explanation: Damian is my favorite, and he's got a bromance going on with Cameron, who in tonight's episode, wouldn't kiss a costar because he's godly and felt it was inappropriate. Because of this, he decided to quit the competition, because he felt his hesitance showed a lack of dedication. Ryan Murphy, producer of the show, and of Glee, tried to talk him out of it, but Cameron stuck to his guns. Thankfully, because if Cameron hadn't quit, Damian would have gone home.

Meanwhile, this happened:

me: QUIT QUIT QUIT QUIT QUIT

QUIT QUIT QUIT QUIT QUIT

QUIT

QUIT RIGHT NOW

RIGHT NOW CAMERON

IT WILL BREAK DAMIANS HEART BUT NOT MINE

NO

NO FUCKING NO

YOU GIVE UP OIN HIM RYAN

GIVE UP

I WILL NOT TRUST IN YOU RYAN

OH MY GOD, I WILL PUNCH RYAN MURPHY RIGHT IN HIS FUCKING VAGINA

I CANNOT NOT BE IN CAPS LOCK NOW

Heather: i understand

me: NO ONE ELSE SHOULD GO HOME

fuck

BACK TO CAPS LOCK

CAMERON

THINK OF DAMIAN

THINK OF DAMIANNNN

RYAN, STOP MEDDLING

CAMERON

CAMERON

CAMERON

you know what

damian's going home

he just is

he's been heavily featured all episode

Heather: we know, we are resigned

me: and i've tried to be strong, and hopeful, and optimistic

but i have invested myself, and now i am mad

because god for-fucking-bid he just go home under normal conditions

no

he has to be fucked over by his boyfriend

you will break his heart, cameron!

and god doesn't like heart-breakers!

neither does mariah carey!

Heather: and she's more important

me: damian would have PENETRATED lindsay if they'd asked him to

BECAUSE HE IS A GOD DAMN PROFESSIONAL

inhale

exhale

And a little bit earlier, this:

me: i think you're ahead of me now, somehow

i don't want to talk about it

get the camera out of his face!

i'm sweating

what is happening

oh god

i

dammit

my heart is breaking

my legs and arms are also breaking

my eyeballs are bleeding

my hair is falling out

I am so dramatic. I need some kind of horse tranquilizers in order to continue watching any more reality television.